lumendraco
asked:
Rumor has it you have to use your écriture to when you go to the toilet and u wanna piss that you hit the toilet bowl correctly bc you can't see shit w your hair on one side, you misscalculate your piss beam.

Send “Rumour has it…” and a rumour about my muse in my ask!    

The level of stupidity in this is incredible. And for a moment he considers ignoring it.

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                                     “Please do me a favor. Lie down and think about what you’ve just said.